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The Long Secret Rules
I recently stumbled across THE RULES - (I can't tell you where, else I would have to kill you for my own protection), and, despite great personal risk, am impelled to pass them on to the husbands of the world.

Please Please Please don't tell any women you know the RULES or we'll have to start all over again. I only wish I had known them 30 years ago.


T H E ..... R U L E S


  1. THE FEMALE IS NEVER WRONG.

  2. The Female ALWAYS makes the RULES.

  3. No male can possibly KNOW the RULES.

  4. If the female suspects the male has devined any of the RULES, she will immediately change the RULES.

  5. The female may change her mind at any given point in time
    and does not need to give a reason.

  6. The female may be ANGRY or UPSET at any time
    and does not need to give a reason.

  7. The male must remain CALM at all times,
    unless the female wants him to be ANGRY or UPSET.

  8. The female will UNDER NO CIRCUMSTANCES let the male know when she wants him to be angry or upset.

  9. If the female has PMS, all rules are null and void.

  10. THE MALE MAY NOT DIAGNOSE PMS.

End of Rules


(Note- I found this on a tee shirt in San Diego. It is not original with me. Gösta)

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